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May 14
2009

Trying to fool your husband…

Posted by wtfsup in JokesHumor

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The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.......... Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said ‘oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.


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guest said:

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lmao this shit is hilarious
 
May 15, 2009
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vince said:

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hell naw u a wife i would love to have keep it lol lol
 
June 06, 2009
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belinda said:

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next time...just give him a blow job!
 
September 10, 2009
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